In honor of Earth Day, I would like to discuss one of my least favorite things in the world: plastic dry cleaning bags. They’re noisy in the car when the windows are down, I trip on them at least twice while carrying them from my car to condo, and one of my cats is always trying to suffocate the other in them. Dangerous things, these dry cleaning bags.

Not to mention they’re horrible for us and the earth. I don’t want to get too educational on you here but consider the following about single-use plastic dry cleaning bags (humor me, it’s Earth Day):